Inside these lavishly tooled pages you'll find lashings of nonsense about Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May, including Clarkson's not-awaited fitness DVD, how to get Hammond to open your new supermarket and James's bizarre new sideline in satellite-navigation systems.

Plus, there's heaps of stuff from the TV show including a unique unsight into the special clothes worn by the presenters, a behind the scenes look at what the guest stars get up to off camera and some rejected ideas for one of Top Gear's most famous tests.

All this plus masses of cartoons, trivia and a frankly ill-considered puzzle page. What more do you want? A free banana? Actually, this was considered, but they would have gone mouldy and made the warehouse smell. Sorry.